A funny story about someone trying to get their bank to stop sending them those pesky blank checks.
One month later, I received a letter telling me that even though the account was closed, the company would keep it on its 'inactive list'. To reopen the account, I only needed to use my [credit] card again or use one of the enclosed checks! It seems to be a battle that cannot be won."
If those identity thieves only knew how few good identities are out there these days ;-)
Borowitz has a nice article on it here:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1120&srch=